The Funniest Signs in China

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By travelgirl

Starbucks should be very afraid!
Starbucks should be very afraid!

Who Says the Chinese Aren't Ready for Olympic Tourists

The 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics are around the corner, so I decided to feature some of the funniest signs found in China. Should make for an interesting place to visit!

Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?
Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?
But taste like cat
But taste like cat
Here, crippie, take my seat.
Here, crippie, take my seat.
Great with flied lice
Great with flied lice
A seperate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?
A seperate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

Funny Sign Books

Lonely Planet Signspotting: Absurd & Amusing Signs from Around the World
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Lonely Planet Signspotting 2 : The World's Most Absurd Signs (Lonely Planet Signspotting) (No. 2)
Amazon Price: $2.96
List Price: $9.99
Caution: Funny Signs Ahead (Humour)
Amazon Price: $15.99
List Price: $11.95
Vital Signs
Amazon Price: $12.95
Good to know
Good to know
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...
Much tastier that the grown up variety..
Much tastier that the grown up variety..
It would be once you start chewing on it
It would be once you start chewing on it
I wouldn't tickle this one
I wouldn't tickle this one
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.
Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!
Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!
I knew it!!
I knew it!!
What?
What?
If there's one thing we don't need help with...
If there's one thing we don't need help with...
'See you after the flight,Uncle Randy!'
'See you after the flight,Uncle Randy!'
Should be in front of half the hotels in town.
Should be in front of half the hotels in town.
So this is where all they all end up
So this is where all they all end up

Comments

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DiamondRN 3 years ago

This could cause an International incident!

demonway53 3 years ago

screw the homo nurse guy this stuff is funny

diamondRN's Butt 3 years ago

I think their funny...

sailor moon 9 months ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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